Hidden “Bull Sh*t!” message. Looks innocent, until you fold it.

100% certified organic ring-spun cotton. Hand-drawn by xsomeone, ethically printed on demand. Unisex.

Features

• Medium fit - runs small for US sizing, so size up if that's you.
• Premium tee. 100% organic ring-spun cotton.
• Certified clean, ethical, vegan (GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX® 100).
• Hand-drawn by someone.
• Gift it to someone clueless. Smile now. Explain never.

This tee doesn't exist until you hit "buy" - then we make it just for you. That's why it takes a little longer to arrive, creates way less waste, and means returns are only a thing if something's faulty (not for change of mind or wrong size). So please choose carefully.

Sizing questions? We can help - email us. Still get it wrong? Give it to your grandmother and don't explain what it says.

The fine print lives in the T&Cs.