F*ck Off Tee
Product Details
Hidden “F*ck Off” message. Looks polite. Isn't. Just fold.
This unisex t-shirt ticks is made of 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton. Ethically printed on demand, no waste, no guilt. Designs drawn by human hand xsomeone.
Features
- Looks innocent, says what it means when folded - 'F*ck Off'.
- Medium fit. Runs small for US customers, so it’s recommended those customers size up.
- 100% organic ring-spun cotton, certified clean, ethical, and vegan (GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX® 100).
- Premium, eco-friendly tee - made just for you, not a warehouse (returns only if faulty).
- Designs drawn by human hand xSomeone.
- Gift it to someone clueless - Smile now. Explain never.
This tee doesn’t exist until you hit “buy” - then we make it just for you. That’s why it takes a little longer to arrive, creates way less waste (planet = happy), and means returns are only a thing if something’s faulty - not for change of mind or wrong size. So choose carefully.
Got sizing questions? We can help. Need emotional support? Cry into your pillow. If you still get it wrong or change your mind, give it to your grandmother and don’t explain what it says.
The fine print lives in the T&Cs.
Care Instructions
- Wash similar colours together
- Cool wash
- Turn inside out to wash and iron
- No ironing on print
- No tumble dry
- No bleach
Size & Fit
Size Guide
Imperial
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ⅛ | 19 ½ | 8 ⅞ |
| M | 28 ¾ | 21 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 22 ¼ | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ⅜ | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅛ | 25.00 | 10 |
| 3XL | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
Metric
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 81 | 67.5 | 26 |