Fold the tee to reveal the ‘Cosmic F*ckery' vibes; keep it flat and it’s your fresh little secret.

This women’s boxy tee is made from 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton. Ethically printed on demand, no waste, no guilt. Designs drawn by human hand xsomeone.

Features

• Looks innocent, until folded - says 'Cosmic F*ckery' - cos we all know that sh*t is real.
• Medium fit. Size up if you like a looser, boxy fit.
• Box tee style, shorter length - hits just below the waist.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton, certified clean, ethical, and vegan (GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX® 100).
• Premium, eco-friendly tee - made just for you, not from a warehouse (returns only if faulty).
• Designs drawn by human hand xSomeone.
• Gift it to someone clueless - Smile now. Explain never.

You should read this, but I bet you wont This tee doesn’t exist until you hit “buy” - then we make it just for you. That’s why it takes a little longer to arrive, creates way less waste (planet = happy), and means returns are only a thing if something’s faulty - not for change of mind or wrong size. So choose carefully.

Got sizing questions? We can help. Need emotional support? Cry into your pillow. If you still get it wrong or change your mind, gift it to your grandmother and don’t explain what it says.

The fine print lives in the T&Cs.